WE'LL HONOR HIS DICK!

niche faps unlocked: charlie kirk cock worship porn

I've done jevil first try before and I'm on my 4th try now. fml

holy fuck I'm washed

bro might know about a million things

wait........

I still have pou installed for some reason

@panicattack closest thing I've ever done to piracy on my phone is using lucky patcher to give myself infinite money on pou

good morning happy kirkentimes

@monorail aare you Serious

@dangerdyke what are you, the mayor of girlkisserburg 😹😹

how the fuck did they allow this to be sold

this fucking game sucks pink monkey shit straight from the ass

even with, like, quality of life mods, this game is fucking terrible

surreal feeling

it has to respond to what everyone does, otherwise it's just, again, a multimedia mystery lore whatever

I guess in some ways the prices getting unlocked during the spamton sweepstakes could count? I wasn't really there for it. but it's still just a link maze. nothing wrong with that of course I'm just being pedantic

the email thing doesn't count either, we were simply being tested on if we could figure something out (the answer is no not really we were just emptying magazines into the dark)

anyways

I think way too many people confuse multimedia storytelling for ARGs; you're not participating in a game by clicking on links and finding connections. I'd explain the difference but my definition would just be ripped from Wikipedia cause I couldn't define an ARG myself. but my point still stands

I don't even consider the deltarune website to be part of an "ARG" it's just extra lore for the fans

RE: https://wetdry.world/@nelson/117242204652206433