the nervous system when the confident system walks in

i'm a pretzel - salty, bland, in a weird position

this doesn't sound like a toxic workplace at all...

the real lifeboat problem (copypasta from discord):

you are on a sinking ship. one lifeboat holds 4 people. if the lifeboat doesn't have exactly 4 people, it will sink because of weight imbalance, and everyone dies. here are your choices:

1. you

2. hungry cannibal (50% chance he eats everyone, but he survives)

3. the loudest crying baby that's super annoying

4. scientist that will cure a random extreme rare and dangerous disease that no one really ever gets. but you are the sole beneficiary of his $500m life insurance policy

5. hasn't showered in a year reddit moderator moderator (he moderates the reddit mods)

6. guy who brags about getting away with murder, but he will never do a major crime again

7. your best friend that will now always drive in front of you going 5 under the speed limit (but he is like super chill and cool)

who are you saving?

Carrie/Elfen Lied crossover

microsoft samsara

liberals giving me my daily dose of psychic damage

https://mastodon.world...

looked up Children of Men scenes only to see racist and xenophobic comments. media literacy is dead

my hips don't lie but my knees are full of shit

they're putting something in the water that makes you pee...