not sure why this felt like such a revelation to me cause like . Uh, Yeah. Obviously.

"just because you film with a shitty camera from 2008 doesn't mean you have to edit the video in windows novie maker"

and I know I said all that about "the joke is sex" earlier but this is different. subversive. post-ironic. mainly considering the fact that I don’t have a pussy. it frames it as if it's something never done before—an advancement, something which will bring me fortune/wealth etc

just rubbed my clitoris while fingering my pussy 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

just remembered something I wanted to post yesterday

@gamerrockettech @ikeWren kid name Vermilingua: Hmmm … “Ant Eater” … that has a nice ring to it

@ikeWren can they be better at it 🤑🤑🤑🤑

repost cuz it didn't get marked as sensitive srry

I'm highly fascinated by spiders but— oh my god I walk into the kitchen and there’s two on the floor this is getitng OUT OF HAND

I considered getting a cup or something to pick her up while she was just dangling there but then she dropped so. nvm I guess. I kinda wanna kick her out cause oh my god she genuinely freaks me out a bit

just sitting on the bottom panel of the dryer GET A JOB

"let he who is without sin cast the first stone." and thus did the walnut tree drop its hard fruits

YOU BITCHES DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW FUNNY THIS IS

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/f4868856-0772-4d56-9a63-734239902a16

how i get off that linux perc

@ikeWren LMAOOOOOO

@ikeWren no they fucking don't

literally 31 words and 80 sources

how many sources 😭😭❓❓❓

I jus say shit