long-distance knife stabbing machine so you can stab/ hurt yon partner from anywhere in the world

@blueb it's not too What of a Whaaaatttt!!?????

long distance kissing machine but with teeth that for long distance bite you with

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I got double alien hands syndrome and they're just going like this -> 👉👌 while I'm forced to just sit there and watch

not me being the clueless blud i-

I still don't actually know who holymoly is did anyone figure that out

tgirl pussy so orgone-powered it sent that hoe DIRECTLY into pan-europa

@ophis both, both is good

@ophis just truly embarrassing

@ophis wjoever at the USDA said "yeah this is a good diagram, publish it" deserves 2 be shot #MyPyramid

@FawnOverFun they want to take her from me.

@hopeful I didn't learn fuck either, I get all my #PussyKnowledge from wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit

YOU'VE HEARD OF SODA BOTTLE SLIME GIRL

NOW GET READY FOR SODA CAN BUG GIRL

YES !!!! YES !!!!!!!!

@sierra do epic shit to her aluminum can

do you guyz like my handwriting

studying anatomy

statistically unique wordcounts on the TL right now

@hopeful was this recorded in flipnote studio I can't hear snything 😭😭😭

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