the teacher who was supposed to give us sex ed in middle school quit before the unit started because the kids bullied him so badly. pencil in hand i don’t think i could label a vagina diagram

which is humiliating what the hell is this country

@hopeful i mean its literally a super widespread stereotype that cishet guys cant find the clit

nobody has ever explained condoms to me. the closest i got was in fifth grade where their Talk was basically wear deodorant. this isn’t some weird catholic thing either i’ve only gone to public schools in a large population center

@hopeful in my public schooling experience it was wear deoderant + sex is evil and don't have it til married. It'll feel good and you will want to do it. but don't do it, it's bad.

@hopeful there’s a story in Aleshia Brevard’s memoir about how she got a vaginoplasty without ever having seen a vulva before. She was startled by its appearance when they took the bandages off.

@hopeful i feel like even most vagina owners probably blank after clit urethra, labia majora and labia minora

@hopeful i mean.... do you want me to? or did you figure it out by now

@coolbean @hopeful blinks. there are more parts

@coolbean @hopeful what else is there besides those

@coolbean @hopeful perineum I guess

@ikeWren @hopeful im not certain but i think those folds also have a name? idk the point im making right now is literally that noone retains all that much information

@coolbean don’t have to worry about that anytime soon #volcel

@hopeful I didn't learn fuck either, I get all my #PussyKnowledge from wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit

@sierra @hopeful wikipedia?! The free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit?!!?

@patchuun @hopeful its all the important ones technically speaking the tissue between the clitoris and labia majora also has a name (the prepuce) but i had to check a diagram for that too

no one gives a fuck about the kids

@coolbean @hopeful do epic shit to her prepussy

@patchuun @coolbean @hopeful do epic shit to her holy prepuce

@coolbean @hopeful @patchuun oh dont forget the clitoral hood also

@ikeWren @patchuun @coolbean that’s where i grew up

@ikeWren @hopeful @patchuun i was thinking of that one but i literally couldnt find it labeled on any diagrams and was starting to think im insane

@hopeful @ikeWren @patchuun the hood

@ikeWren @hopeful @patchuun apparently also called the frenulum. finally found a mostly exhaustive one

@coolbean @hopeful @ikeWren frenulum is different I think. Clitoral hood is analogous to the foreskin, which has a frenulum (that flap of foreskin on the underside of the glans down the middle)

@patchuun @hopeful @ikeWren i see my bad then this diagram is still not detailed enough

@patchuun @hopeful @ikeWren do epic shit to her frenulum

@hopeful I remember when we had sexual pedagogy in job school and I kid you not, my transsexual ass had to tell my cis classmates what that shit was named. They didn't know wtf the labia minora vs maiora were or what the difference between "vagina" and "vulva" is (btw, it would accurately be called a "vulva diagram", vagina technically just means the one hole you can have penetrative sex with)