scully: don't be silly mulder. there's never been any empirical proof of the existence of transbian dommes

mulder: scully, have you ever heard the legends of luna of pomona? how about the patagonian mist flogger? the wallachian findom? what about all the sightings all over the world of six foot tall women in fishnets carrying hello kitty branded cat o nine tails? they exist, scully - and we're going to prove it