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it's more important than ever to maintain a substantial and frequent mercury intake in order to guard against the ongoing epidemic of pineal gland calcification

universal cereal bus? um yeah, it's called my mouth. and it takes the cereal right down to my stomach.

dude you're hogging the iphone let me have a puff

been a long day... hand me an iphone

i haven't smoked an iphone in 12 hours and i already feel sick

i be whispering “cyanogenmod” into my girl ear

@zen smoking that DrPac https://youtu.be/EmrWH...

RE: https://merping.synth.download/@zen/116518735922078418

ay fred gimme a logic with extra truth
extra thuth!
and hold the syllogisms!
hold the syllogisms..
and hold the logoi!
hold the logoi?? hey jimmy, gimme a truth with NOTHIN
nothinn 🤨

ACARS Message From: N242JQ / YX5593

Message: CHAT R WE COOKED

Track Aircraft

Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA

#acars #vdlm2 #N242JQ #YX5593

what is the soyest field of mathematics and why is it game theory

Replacing all these goddamn pumps must be how it feels when they find asbestos and lead pipes and shit on home renovation shows

gay j glassbeach: here it is again another heart of excitement in the form of a girl who fucks my ass

rip wolfgang amadeus mozart you wouldve made a great trans woman

Air to Ground Message:

CHEMTRAIL TANKS EMPTY UNABLE TO COVER SECTOR AA23. PAX SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ADVISE.

Area: New York City, NY, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #a45a8b89073
F: #f011a26d863

#acars #vdlm2

creating vines? but Vine shut down YEARS ago???

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