smoking the shit that updates you to ios 8

< destroying angel has to be one of the hardest names given to any lifeform

do epic shite wiff 'er cunt

the concept of smoking an ipjone is the funniest thing in existence to me right now i dont care . how do you even think of that shit it didnt even occur to me that you could set an iphone on fire intentionally

fuuuckkk dude today i gotta smoke my iphone

Sometimes when I'm like waiting to do something I imagine I'm a cell and how claustrophobic that would be, and the frantic spastic movements of the compounds, enzymes and proteins within me, shaking chaotically yet in rhythm with a billion other cells and their respective constituent parts, and how loud the the thrumming scream of metabolism permeates everything, all in a dark, wet, void of interstitial fluids wooshing between me and my neighbors, the tension and pressure of division, and the inevitable hollow THWOCK of apoptosis as my daughters rush to fill my space.

when you're trying to smoke your iphone but your pussy too wet

knight templar explaining that time he talked to an angel to find out when they get disbanded

RE: https://swarm.coiloptic.org/brettm/p/1777864361.281388

the entire universe is a weave of consciousness whose entire purpose is to help you get off and get out and this is how you thank it? by living your entire life in a rectilinear fashion?

thgat Google+ shaboingboing will put you in the hospital old man.

the trans gaster express driving past the crane and stack of containers and my factory and everythign else just gave me a para-orgasmic feeling

the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel

Let a sister get a lil motion

i should get more proficient at computer touching . also i should update my website

Man boomers really really don't have the psychic antibodies necessary to survive in the modern world

you ARE smoking corn, right anon?

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