dude you're hogging the iphone let me have a puff

@ikeWren threatening to fake rob somebody with my fake iphone gun and going to real jail for it but I get my 1 phone call so I get to escape jail

@ikeWren I'm hitting the iPhone like it owes me money

@Erato_Heti @ikeWren the jail was also fake they got to you bro

@ikeWren Hands you the iPhone with the microphone facing you Jus coughs Just try to send only coughs iMessages, ok?

@fiore @ikeWren why call me bro when u could call me vris (vampire sis)… ((or vriska))

@Erato_Heti @ikeWren i will call you empress if you dethrone nyx land

@fiore
the jail... was broken
@ikeWren @Erato_Heti

@fiore @ikeWren only if i dethrone nyx land? Well have I ask you a question then.

@fiore @ikeWren have u seen her at all today? Didnt think so…

@Erato_Heti @ikeWren ive never seen erato and nyx in the same room together….

@ozzelot @fiore @ikeWren in woke jail they put you in different sectors based on your pronouns unfortunately the jail is overcrowded so all she/hers are in solitary confinement

@ozzelot @fiore @ikeWren in woke jail if you ask for a book to read they will make sure you get a copy with annotations by an intersectionaliast and the book will be unreadable because intersectionalist dont shut up

@fiore @ikeWren @ozzelot in woke jail you can unionize the kitchen workers and the wardens will respect that. Unfortunately people will call it a ‘pigs union’ because of that.

@fiore @ikeWren @ozzelot in woke jail you will get out early for ‘good behaviour’ but the good behaviour is asking every single person you talk to including the wardens what thier pronouns are when you start talking to them.

There is no hot water in woke jail but that’s not a problem everyone in woke jail likes being there.

@fiore @ikeWren nyx land is currently chilling in one of those living coffins, dont worry she can leave at any time

@Erato_Heti
i like my water lukewarm

and luke likes that arrangement too
@fiore @ikeWren