@fiore "not as tired as women" is frying me

super nyx land any% speedrun (former wr)

@coolbean makes sense

@coolbean have you tried a specialized penetrating oil ? worth considering

CortanaGPT: You almost activated the Ring and you think that makes you the bad guy, Chief? Sure, you would have destroyed every sentient life form within 25,000 light years, but you knew the mission: destroy the Flood. And you stuck to it and trusted your intuition in helping 313 Guilty Spark. That's not genocide—thats commitment.

zero personality content machineperson egodeathmaxxer named Enethogenius who's entire mandible is ornately decorated with tattoos from east asian religions nobody's ever heard of and dips to tibet for 6 months after being meditationmogged by a random episcopalian trans woman who works as a hairdresser in atlanta and hasn't had sex in 14 years

rewatching zeta gundam

@rowb1t @azureazure @nyx to make a cut is to make a demarcation in the body of reality, a sacred haruspex capable of divining what is under the the skin to make that call

we must imagine priapus as a woman

@wire_witch alternate joke: i only eat ideas and concepts

@wire_witch imagine not only eating food when you begin consuming yourself for fuel . couldnt be me

i'd like to formally thank my wife for reminding me how much i love to be stupidly pretentious . after many years of accepting everything it feels good to be better than everyone again

i thought about this post for 5 extra seconds and realized it's utter pretensekaf

the deltarune fandom bothers me because they care so much about trying to figure out the What's Going On of all of it before it's even finished and it's like . just sit with it . ok ? just think about what you have and what it means