devising devious plans of malice in order to maybe have gay sex with mh friends

this is an official google teaching resource

maybe my notifs aren't working actually

my wife tried to kill me because I sang gedagediga

playing the saxophone is pretty easy you literally just have t9 suck and blow on it

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"no better way to become pregnant than from a pregnant penis!"
— @zvava

I wish normal me and the me that's "fronting" when I smoke to much weed and dissociate swapped places . she gets to chill and have fun and I'm weird and anxious almost all the time . actually it gets worse for me cause I can do nothing but watch as a much more awesome, calm/nice version of me does everything

telling my family I might chill in the city before going home after I get back to sweden because I want to see my other girlfriend isn't a lie, but it’s also not the only reason :P (the other reason being a bag of weed 😭😭)

just developed something epic. I call it the "pooping desktop manager" and basically instead of tiles or whatever there’s a bunch of poop like there's not even any windows or anything it's just poop

if w.d. gaster was a stoner the track that plays during the gonermaker would be called ANOTHER HIT

call me a physically abusive artist the way I'm boutta hit this pen

wait I posted the flies TODAY?

faggots on the tl AGAIN !

can I come over and be really concerning