I knew this guy in middle school, one of my classmates, real awful guy, and I just remembered he once told me he'd had sex with... well, someone who apparently lived real far away. I genuinely believed him until someone pointed out that he's obviously lying. in hindsight it's pretty obvious that a (at most) 15 year old would NOT be hitting it from the back, but for some reason I seemed to like him enough to not realize what a piece of shit he was.
I hope he dies a virgin