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wait for it to microwave

cetacean theory: whales do their funny flops and jumps because they're itchy and literally don't have anything to scratch their itch aside feom just slamming themselves against the surface of the water

it's supposed to be biiitchhh but my phone image editor kept FUCKING UP THE POSITIONS OF MY LINES and it was the third time I'd remade the shit so I just said Fuck this and blocked out the 2 mangled extra H's instead. whatever

blackout poetry

watermelon 4 stick ice packed

watermelon seeds aren't like apples where they contain arsenic right ? it's fine to ingest them as blender collateral damage right?

perfect amount lowkey but there's no ice which. I think some ice would improve this actually it's VERY

yum yummmm this is POWERFUL wow

got a little bit left ... I think I WILL smoothy this !

so much watermelon!!!!

@Paradox CHANGE YOUR MINDSET

my team SUCKS!!!!🤬🤬 -> my team sucks ┐(シ)┌

forgot blue jays are corvids award

speaking of Canadian VPS I've been wanting to get a free one for Experiments. maybe try to host foxgirl.stench.city, I've always been curious about kitsune

cleaned out my followings of deactivated accounts and killed instances (including noob.quest it's never coming back)

maybe I should do something withbthe half a watermelon in the fridge

I saw one where the roles were reversed but it didn't save properly so I never did post it. I think this one might be netter tho

RE: https://bird.makeup/users/qthestormm/statuses/2069188026304000176