the difference between cats and dogs is that cats were never inbred to do work. just be our cute friends basically

a little birdie told me prrup prrupp chirp chirp ^_^

@holymoly this bih sleeping in jeans

@thermia *coughing violently* what aregou talking about it's Great

@thermia I have the perfect substitute -> 📱 iPhone

war ........... is bad

a little crazy that they had to invent a new way to shoot someone dead because people usually don't feel too good about shooting people dead

thinking about execution by firing squad

my dad rlly doesn't like drake lmao

A minorrrrrrrrrrr

trhe playing Not Like Us o nthr radio. right now.

yeah not sure what I expected

can I do this https://www.kkinstagra...

also lowkey generational annapost. when ur goat still got it

wholesome European social media ........ duck smoking cigarette gif

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friendly reminder worm.pink is a problematic instance! 😨

worm.pink operatives got rival instance popbob.wtf SHUT DOWN
worm.pink members are also responsible for the top secret doxx/harassment cult called "IDF - communications"
created fake slur "wodk" to mock minorities suffering from REAL discrimination
houses notable block evaders (you know who) & federates with pleroma openly
not IFTAS-compliant
blocked by meta (!!)

please be mindful about who you federate with, or our wholesome european social media could turn into a wodk bar! #notMyFediverse

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ugh I should just do fucked up experiments that turn me into slime

@fiore "(threateningly) this time I'm REALLY gonna do it !! stay back !!!"

just think about it... no I donwanna

faggots who might not like some of my opinions, but who laugh at my gay penis joke regardless