@spacemanspiff

this made me laugh really hasr

i know it smell crazy in there

I probably posted this already but it made me laugh (again)

"WE-TUBE" POOP #COMMUNISM

woketube poop

RE: https://yourwalls.today/objects/ac1640c8-50c2-414a-92ce-c3bab6fa05cc

oomf has never had boredom sex with wpa_supplicant 😭 what a world

lowkey want to put my skull in a hydraulic press tonite

donald j trump is evil because he is a gay man

not sure why this felt like such a revelation to me cause like . Uh, Yeah. Obviously.

"just because you film with a shitty camera from 2008 doesn't mean you have to edit the video in windows novie maker"

and I know I said all that about "the joke is sex" earlier but this is different. subversive. post-ironic. mainly considering the fact that I don’t have a pussy. it frames it as if it's something never done before—an advancement, something which will bring me fortune/wealth etc

just rubbed my clitoris while fingering my pussy 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

just remembered something I wanted to post yesterday

@gamerrockettech @ikeWren kid name Vermilingua: Hmmm … “Ant Eater” … that has a nice ring to it

@ikeWren can they be better at it 🤑🤑🤑🤑

repost cuz it didn't get marked as sensitive srry

I'm highly fascinated by spiders but— oh my god I walk into the kitchen and there’s two on the floor this is getitng OUT OF HAND

I considered getting a cup or something to pick her up while she was just dangling there but then she dropped so. nvm I guess. I kinda wanna kick her out cause oh my god she genuinely freaks me out a bit