I wish I had a phone in my brains so I can talk to my friends forever all thee time

when a bunny and another bunny flop into each other it creates a prompt critical nuclear reaction.

it's fucking snowing again dawg what is happening

I can't stop doing a 🤙 hand with a little shake to it. it's like a Hell yeah hand signal

@nyx I mean it makes me sleepier n that's what matters but it's been kinda ...... bad at it..?

later their I think leader showed up. hooded figure. plus another guy. scary. I had a bb gun and they did as well but it kinda did nothing. ran back inside and I had to keep the door shut (why didn't I lock it). there was someone else inside who was on my side but lowkey kinda useless. at some point the other guy must have liked tried to enter cause suddenly his hand was inside but trapped somehow so I beat the shit out of it. that'll teach em. I did release him and they left and I yelled at them and I guess that was that

they reclaimed their bodies when I wasn't looking and left some slips of paper to like. send to their families and be like sorry for your loss but they looked like they were made in powerpoint extremely tacky. bright colors and gradients and 3d text. one of them called one of them a nerd spelled like "nedrs"

this time there was a concerning amount of crime involved. I was just tryna chill at home but for some reason I was like getting stalked and at least 3 people died

whenever I take melatonin I have pretty vivid dreams

smoking on that shit that made Jekyll hide

so much snowing tonight jesus fucking christ it's like I'm in some king of... snowgraves

@ellie did I do something weird?

I'm homiesexual if my cute friends want to kiss me who am I to say no

me having sex talking about my dick

RE: https://bird.makeup/users/qthestormm/statuses/2008145895053791415

pingas

Charlie Kirk is stable.
The prayers are working—please continue praying for this great American patriot. 🙏❤️

🚨BREAKING: Charlie is alive and fighting for his life in hospital.

Let’s all take a moment to pray for him to pull through this horrific incident.

he's real terrible at mario kart

it is funny that my straight mom genuinely has a gay best friend, theyre tight as fuck, bros for life type shit

first new meme of the 2026: I call it "four twenty". tell your friends.