this is dumb. ufos are obviously fairies who learned to use iron https://en.wikipedia.o...

why does this orange/white cat have such a fat head https://www.youtube.co...

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I don't want to turn the stove on in this hot weather so I'm running to the store to buy late-night nuts. I'm squirrelmaxxing

a vegan couple I know is planning their wedding and their non-vegan family members are giving them a hard time because the catering is going to be all vegan. they seriously think they're entitled to eat meat as an "accommodation" the same way people with nut allergies need nut-free options. why do weddings bring out the worst in relatives. just fucking elope at this point smdh

these look so cool https://www.vegetarian...

I need to bring back my linkedin wizard persona. he would have loved posting about the wonders of OrbGPT

TIL there's an award for "Worst Screen Couple" in film and this movie won it https://en.wikipedia.o...

"spiritually Israeli" is really funny when you apply it to how fake nationalism is in general, it's less funny when it's just the "rootless cosmopolitan" and "degenerate art" tropes with extra steps

so I finally read the helicopter story

anyone who actually read this and concluded it was by a cisgender chud has no reading comprehension skills. literacy and satire are both absolutely dead and the internet has killed them

I don't think right-wingers are completely incapable of making good art, but there's no way a conservative could have written this. there's just no way

if you're a really bored detail-oriented person who likes old books and is OK with free labor, I recommend volunteering for Distributed Proofreaders. they supply ebooks to Project Gutenberg. I have made multiple ebooks for them as a post-processor (I'm not posting any because they have my government name attached), and I find the fruits of my labor personally satisfying. it's all online and you can pick your own projects based on your interests and skill level

most roles don't require any technical experience but if you're a post-processor you will have to know/learn HTML and CSS. it's not very complicated compared to building a whole website though

I put this on my resume and referenced it in the interview when I applied for a job after having been out of work for years. I got the job, and I think part of it was being able to show proof of my attention to detail and willingness to learn new skills

https://www.pgdp.net/

the internet doesn't hate CPS enough

got back from a dog park earlier. there was a dad with his toddler. my dog barked at the toddler and the toddler just laughed. apparently he likes it when dogs bark at him

mfw when I try fast food

this is incredibly pathetic but sometimes I still think about how years ago a classmate took me out to dinner and said "I love you," and my response was "k" because I thought she was pulling my leg

I've never read Tender is the Flesh but the premise is extremely funny to me because people around the world just can't eat beans for some reason

like you're telling me we can't repurpose even a fraction of the soy we grow for animal feed into even more products for human consumption?