@erin himejoshi Descartes be like:

Is yuri real. Do they do that in real life

@Erato_Heti in the socialist utopia there will be state-operated casinos as a form of wealth redistribution. and it will be beautiful

Yeah fuck you fuck your so called friendly reminders. How about this for a fucken friendly reminder: casinos were created by god to grant you the gates to heaven!!

scientist 1: “its pride month. you know what that means”
scientist 2: “what. what do you want us to do,

I'm a rationalist that means nobody wants to fuck me because I want to commit genocide like Magneto

@azureazure maybe this will be the year I finally write a post denouncing Pride as a useless simulacra of whatever was once radical about queerness

@nyx theyre calling it her most cancellable post . probably incorrectly

RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/b83fb7f8-6267-4f0b-b9f4-4a45bb303520

New signal vulnrubility: in the app, you can read your messages in plaintext!!! Matrix prevents this

the more time i spend on fedi the more i develop a strange simmering misanthropy

glarp summer is real 👽

do nothing with her just fucking sit on her sofa and watch some shit man

tonight i am either going to change my girlfriend's oil, thus earning me butch points awesomely, or i am going to fail miserably, thus earning me suicide points

About to go into extreme poverty (my car needs gas)

@wire_witch probably goes along with my extremely challenged intuition for numbers and arithmetic ..... eugh

@wire_witch logically i realize that this is not at all how it works but i find it unbelievably difficult to intuit this . very frustrating

bitches be like "nobody's good at sex" and not even be having any sex like. girl how do you know