i hate being the captain of lockheed martin's combat doll division all of my subordinates wear such impractical outfits

@hopeful wife reviewed your post: "palantir doesnt do that that's not what palantir does. make this post about lockheed-martin and then i'll bite"

It's weird that straight women have sex with men because like I've met men, they're not properly developed. i can't imagine they can really consent

i hate being the captain of palantir’s combat doll division all of my subordinates wear such impractical outfits

@azureazure oh my god it actually is

@azureazure ah yes wednesday the eleven thousand nine hundred fifty seventh of september 1993

@bartholin yyyy-mm-dd also works because theyre organized in a sequence that makes sense . mdy just pisses me off

i got that god in me

from a theoretical point of view i dont like any dates at all , time was never meant to be measured these are real date formats etc etc , but from a pragmatic point of view i like this one

dd.mm.yyyy is the most intuitive way to format a date . descending order of specificity . it's good . i hate mdy formats so much

@sierra elle is injecting this shit straight into her veins

just typed ytp-dl instead of yt-dlp
program that only downloads PINGAS and LOTSA SPAGHETTI

Dance. And buy envelopes.

@fiore @tisanae @rose gardenhouse bug

muhsroomgirls so underrated man #Justice4Fungus

i think killing people is bad (unpopular opinion here i know) which is really unfortunate because i think lethal weaponry is really fucking sexy

blow people up with long range kindness and peace missiles

@patchuun weird/acc is the future

follow for myserious blessing