@anathema @Merc this image makes me want to unplug my computer and walk outside and get some ingredients for a soup and then go back inside and make a nice soup and meet wonderful people and never turn the computer on again

the t in lgbt stands for tapeworm

fedi in 2100: today i will join a misskey instance!
umm ... didnt you hear?? its called MxKey now !!!!!!! (vine boom)
wtf!!! 😨 what about glitch-soc??
umm.... actually , its glitch-thigh-highs!!!!! (vine boom)
wtf ... 😰 what happened to pleroma ?

2025 May 14th. i remember where i was. i was in the supermarket, & the music stopped - it was drake they were playing. ill never forget that. the music stopped & they made the announcement. & we wandered into the street , shells of ourselves

sometimes i forget that fedi isn't just this little fucked up corner that i live in . sometimes i even forget that there are extremely strange people extremely close to this corner

@anathema that is NOT slop . i hate you . it's high effort and well produced . it's kino

men should wear skirts because blah blah blah. i dont CAARE . shut UPPP . forcefem men for fun

@Merc that argument about sentience is kind of the one i am making. from my point of view, everything is a kind of actor

@Merc i would like to argue that in many cases death can be performative and that in such cases an inanimate body functions as an actor as much as an animate one does.

i'm struggling to parse your second argument, as i believe that the statement "it's not a hospital if it's a building" is nonsensical; this statement implies that a building can never be a hospital (i.e. IS building THEN NOT hospital). therefore the statement "if it's murder then it's not gay rp" functions as IS murder IS NOT gay rp, which i believe is not always true.

@badfediposts please stop posting good fedi posts <3

@Merc that's stupid . you don't even know anything

@Merc objectively false

my wife's a fuckin faggot!!!! come drop my ass and drag it!!!! i'm like a mouse just grab my tail and you can run me ragged!!!!

ive become the resident homestuck expert in my friend group and it reminds me that i am mortal

@spadesfox have you listened to it . he lost his sex it's tragic

what ift our PENISES touched! (thunderous applause)

that monster .. is in your iPhone today

porn of my wife

@sierra oh i thougjt i fixed thqt . thanks