@Merc i would like to argue that in many cases death can be performative and that in such cases an inanimate body functions as an actor as much as an animate one does.
i'm struggling to parse your second argument, as i believe that the statement "it's not a hospital if it's a building" is nonsensical; this statement implies that a building can never be a hospital (i.e. IS building THEN NOT hospital). therefore the statement "if it's murder then it's not gay rp" functions as IS murder IS NOT gay rp, which i believe is not always true.