I don't follow sports but I am extremely invested in new york being destroyed if the knicks win

Civ is like heroin, I can barely keep my eyes open much less focus on something with them but I had to keep playing it for like 2 hours so I could win the Siege of Baltimore (took about 500 years)

It feels good being a big shot

Today is the day that happens every year where after forgetting that good weather actually exists in this place after the winter, I am reminded that there are in fact conditions on this island where you can go outdoors with a t shirt on

hello MINECRAFT FANS. do you want to play on a very good modded server 🤑⁉️ I post about it from time to time it’s called MTRON COMPLETE and I’m happy to announce a we are application for.

in preparation for VERSION 3.1 RELEASING SOON we will make the server slightly more open. YOU can join the greatest game ever—the most fun you can POSSIBLY HAVE while playing an app!

INTEREST OF? 👀 take an look → https://cryptpad.disroot.org/form/#/2/form/view/ruAM8OsylbbdJzFr0V1t5xwMWZa3pSYIPyNm+cRfyJE/ ← click this link NOW

MORE ANNOUNCEMENT will become, once the new version is UP AND RUNNING. thank you and Praise Be To Greg

Watch the fuck out for the "police knife". Not only does that shit hurt to get stabbed with but it'll also explode when thrown

Whenever I spend an hour bumming around the grocery store waiting for a bus I realize how this shit was mind blowing to people who lived in the soviet union

This was the second time in as many months that i've poked myself in the eye in my sleep and this shit SUCKS

Ngl if you use the razorback in tf2 you are a lesser life form and shouldn't be able to vote

Pisses me off that nobody seems to know the difference between a seal and sea lion anymore. Goddamn pinniped larpers

I'm really starting to grasp at straws with how frequently I need to come up with clever names related to piracy and death

Dessknighters must be humbled

PEOPLE'S DREAMS... HAVE NO END

Whatever the issues with minecraft modding at least the fucking load order doesn't matter

Lay's made a powerful enemy when they discontinued those sea salt and pepper chips

(Jfk voice) we choose to make tf2 frag compilations not because we are good at tf2. But because we are also not that good at making videos either

Painting warhammer makes me feel like the guy who cleans woody

Fuck I'm terrible with surprises, especially when it's shit that takes a really long time to get ready

Games workshop has graced me with ten quid (a king's ransom in this land) and I'll burn the galaxy to cinders before I allow myself to be denied the opportunity to spend it

I was having some ... poor performance which wouldn't go down all of a sudden