Despite having literally nothing on my schedule until the end of the month I somehow manage to have nowhere near enough time to finish anything I want done

New super mario bros games are so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you they're nasty

@ikeWren

in tampa, florida, kevin alderman is having sex with his daughter

I've started using the phrase "ten greasy lessons" in the past few days and more people should get on this

you know a modlist is good when it crashes twice before you can even start a world

@sierra butcher...

@sierra do you hate your rotten son

@sierra @bongwater she can be used to cut stone

My younger cousins ordered a reverse double triple bossy deluxe on a raft four by four animal style at dairy queen

@bongwater you have two wrens?

@bongwater @grongo @ikeWren new you just dropped

Why does the world allow itself to suffer under the yoke of so called "morning people"

Since when did people start playing fucking pl_camber

The Bad Breakers Empire

Wow I've gotten pissy shitties done all day huh

@ikeWren because you knew i'd have a great answer?

@ikeWren poopyshakybummy.gov

My poor, poor wraithguard took fifty nine wounds here