@ikeWren I beg to differ. You see, the reality is that nothing happens. Ever.

My scientists really need to HURRY THE FUCK UP on the Mtron Complete digital consciousness transference...

@ikeWren playing half life 2 episode 2 after the epstein files

Superboomfan and gerson had a vision of the prophecy and knew that if they did not spend 53 minutes doing absolutely nothing on hyrule castle the titan would never be defeated

@geeleu wait, that's... true

The new star fox game looks fucking ugly and it makes me sad

why did morgan freeman call this thing "a six meter long nightmare"

🎶🎵 sneajers o'toole, sneajers o'toole, we all will prosper with sneajerist rule 🎶🎵

@sierra (homelander choir voice) sneajers, oh sneajers, a wonderful guy

@geeleu I was both into nostalgia critic and micronations years ago but somehow I never knew kickassia existed until relatively recently

corporations enterprite

Mihawk fighting justin trudeau on halloween for the last can of black paint

@geeleu in the flesh is also the fnaf book where matpat gets pregnant with springtrap

Tung tung tungstic acid

@geeleu We're here for you. You don't have to do this

The Neo Pingas City and Southern Railway has begun commuter operations to Neo Pingas City, servicing Gamer-Rocket Technologies via South Cypress Station and Weiner Island! This service uses our new Chongping Car and Foundry Commuter Multiple Unit trainset, derived from our state-of-the-art passenger cars for optimal rider comfort.

The dark truth is that mekanism just creates lag for absolutely no fucking reason at all

Every single backroom I go into has another hundred or so of these. Some of them aren't even connected to anything

Replacing all these goddamn pumps must be how it feels when they find asbestos and lead pipes and shit on home renovation shows