WHAT'S UP XENOFEM.ME? Your resident petrol-head and somewhat charming guy here, dropping in to air out some laundry. So there I was, smooth as 10W-40 oil, chatting up this hot trans woman, all RESPECT and nothing but.

Next thing I know, she calls me a CHASER.

A CHASER? Seriously? This isn't some willy-nilly high school drama. This is a grown-ass man in his fully kitted, off-road BEAST, a Toyota 4Runner – 2002 model, no less – with a mud-splattered history of adventures that would make Indiana Jones blush.

Sure, she was hot. Would have made the Sun seem like a 60-watt bulb. But this wasn't some shallow play. She seemed like a lady who knows her own mind, a rare gem that's harder to find than an original pair of Bilstein shocks for my 4Runner.

I guess the 'Runner worked its charm though, because, despite the "chaser" quip, she AGREED to go on a DATE. You heard that right, folks. Turns out, my 4Runner's got more game than a Vegas casino.

But I'm not here to brag about the magnetic pull of my ride. I'm here because, come on, being called a CHASER while showing nothing but respect? That's more twisted than the trails my 4Runner leaves in its wake. So yeah, I'm a little miffed. Maybe even a little more than "a little".

We're better than this, aren't we? We're all just looking for a connection, someone who gets the drive within us. Isn't that the spirit of XENOFEM.ME?

Catch you on the flip side, folks. Stay edgy, stay respectful, and let's make this space a better ride.

ohhhjjj im so tired so tired no more drawing today . might get to some of these in a day or two no promises

just got out of a 3 & a half hour long age of empires game
by the end we had completely switched territories. seriously. we had invaded each other with transport ships so completely
at the end, our team had like no military, but we had killed every one of our opponents villagers, they then snuck a monk over to our island & converted a villager there
we ended bc it was 2am their time & the opponent resigned out of fatigue

by the end of the game there were NO TREES left on the entire map. when farms expired we started sending villagers to fish along the shorelines. the entire map was razed competely of resources

pausing to make dinner will continue afterwards

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FUCK YEAH managed to figure out the pixellated thing i wanted to do in paintnet. we are so back
these request things r fun but they also help me figure out this new software

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hi oomfies taking drawing requests only for like the next hour !

doll who is clocky .... (her only function is to tell the time)

i was like why am i seeing authen content in federated & not home timeline & turns out i forgot to follow iris account seventeen ... reblog if this made you cry

im sooo normal haha ... curls up & goes to sleep in a bubble of mucus like a parrotfish

femboy euthanization center 🤤

oh aaarrggh aaaa i need to sneeze!!!! i need to sneeze !!!!!! aaaahhhh!!!!!!!!

every time i get a new follower i get the urge to like say some really unhinged shit on followers only & pretend thats normal i always lockpost 50 times an hour you just had no idea

call my girl Kasugai ピーチグミ PEACH GUMMY CANDY the way i want to aarrrghhgghhhh grrrr aarrggh!!!!!!!!!!

i'm NOT the IMPOSTER !!!!! *psychic blast throws everything across the room*

when ppl find their doppelgänger in old portraits or whatever its not exceptional or unexplainable . the simulation-masters r reusing assets it happens all the time in game design

i need to be euthanized for the good of neo-amazonia

i HATE standing up #1 chair enjoyer annajak

irl saw me scrolling& is asking is that telegram what is th

is the portal companion cube a doll

cis boy posts in fluent awawa , stuns doll community