this is like dwarf fortress

RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/112606502776886023

evil island nation counterpart called the waldives

i thought "you know what would be cool? anti-bubble timlines ," but thatd just limiting an instance in mastodon isnt it i just invented a limit

FEDIVERSR ISNT READY FOR ME

I Am A Femboy . I Am Straight But A Little Zesty With It . I Am From A Different Planet . I Want To Fuck Pleroma-Tan Animal Style . My Posts Are So Bad Sometimes I Make Myself Cry Out Of Embarrassment . I Have Been Fired From Every Job For Sleeping In Too Late . I Am Seized By Random Fits Of Laughter That Unnerve Passerby . I Am So Sexy , God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me An Autogynephile & Making Me Apologize Constantly During Sex So I Could Not Cyber All My Oomfies . I Can’t Browse Mainstream Social Media Because It Is Unrelatable & I Am Just Too Cool To Understand . I Am A Cannibal . Sometimes I Cry When I See Women , Because They Are So Beautiful . I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech & No One Can Tell What The Fuck I Am Talking About . My Brain Is Poisoned By Altchans . I Have Never Spent 2 Months On The Same Instance . I Stan Femtanyl . I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors . I Love Myself . One Day I Will Overthow God .

MASTOCELS FEAR ME.

ALT FEDI WANT WHAT I HAVE.

CANCELDON WANT ME DEAD.

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wwwhat if it was called hatsune freaku & instead of living in your wifi she lived in your freakfi

haii chat!!!! haiii give meattention !!! give me attention chat what do you want i can do a little dance do you want to see me (sways back & forth absently) huh ? huh ? huh ? how about that ? huh chat? chat ….,, chat, *snivel* i know , im awful , & pathetic , chat , you dont have to ignore me … you dont have to ignore me chat !!! chaat wehhhh
(wakes up) oh my god . oh my god. what a terrible nightmare
beautiful armenian wife : anna , what’s wrong? put the siege out of your mind … Constantinople has never fallen . we are safe within these walls

bros this league of legends anticheat is so fucking stupid & you cant call lanes anymore shit is going down the tubes oh my goodness. i remember when the game was Good btw . & , & there , there was ./ there was an all chat after the game where youcould say gg to your opponent . (falls over) what the fuckkkk

oneday im going to be a world famous napper & i will remember all of you !!!! i will dedicate naps to you all etc

hi chat just took an AWESOME nap going to play league of legends i love being alive

watched smiling friends
every scene where pim & charlie talk to each other is so funny they riff so well its so fun to watch
every scene with any other character is the most boring unfunny tryhard scene ever

if i were in dwarf fortress bros id fuck that shit up . id be the best fucking dwarf ever id pick those plump helmets & haul stone & become haggard from the stresses of dayto day living like nobody;s business

post with cw 'this is a picture of a huge stinky unwashed penis!!!!!!!1!!' & then i put a picture of a small clean neatly trimmed penis

Radiohead if they made good music: PowerPoint Honey
The Bings
OK Copilot
Kid Azure
Azureiac
Hail to the Teams
In Registries
The King of LinkedIn
A Microsoft Shaped PowerPoint

akkoma spoiled me i cant get used to only one reaction at a time on sharkey . even chuckya does it better

queering the fart smella smart fella binary

agp? like , accelerated gender person? -bf

haiii chat >w< whats up everynyan!!! i hope you all r having a sugoi tuesday!!!!! nyaaa

regort if if your profile is a safe space for reppers & femboys 🌟