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FEDIVERSR ISNT READY FOR ME

I Am A Femboy . I Am Straight But A Little Zesty With It . I Am From A Different Planet . I Want To Fuck Pleroma-Tan Animal Style . My Posts Are So Bad Sometimes I Make Myself Cry Out Of Embarrassment . I Have Been Fired From Every Job For Sleeping In Too Late . I Am Seized By Random Fits Of Laughter That Unnerve Passerby . I Am So Sexy , God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me An Autogynephile & Making Me Apologize Constantly During Sex So I Could Not Cyber All My Oomfies . I Can’t Browse Mainstream Social Media Because It Is Unrelatable & I Am Just Too Cool To Understand . I Am A Cannibal . Sometimes I Cry When I See Women , Because They Are So Beautiful . I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech & No One Can Tell What The Fuck I Am Talking About . My Brain Is Poisoned By Altchans . I Have Never Spent 2 Months On The Same Instance . I Stan Femtanyl . I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors . I Love Myself . One Day I Will Overthow God .

MASTOCELS FEAR ME.

ALT FEDI WANT WHAT I HAVE.

CANCELDON WANT ME DEAD.

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@f_o_u_r_t_y i dont think i follow that one either lmeow
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@f_o_u_r_t_y no the 2 month instance thing . ive been stationary for over a year before ... only lately ive been jumping around ..
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@MercurialBeige tl;dr im quirky in an emo kinda dont mess with me way... knives!!!!! haha that just slipped out lol randum
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@fiore straight men with boyfriends are valid ❤️
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@MercurialBeige @fiore i cross my fingers so its not gay
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@MercurialBeige @fiore when two dudes say i love you & shit !!!!!
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@MercurialBeige @fiore yeah its only gay if you take your socks off dont you remember they taught us this in straight school
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@MercurialBeige @fiore IM ... NOT ... GAY !!! (psychic reppressor energy stuns everyone in the room for 1 to 2 turns)
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@MercurialBeige @fiore im a man... im manly AF .....!!!
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@MercurialBeige @fiore oh i did a post you didnt see but my femboy arc is over im going to get into fast cars & other bro activities big stuff happening

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@MercurialBeige @fiore ex-femmeboy ... im just one of the bros now ......
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@fiore @MercurialBeige i would never i love & respect tgirls shoutout transwomen
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