Note: My girlfriend and I went on a date today and in the natural process of her meddling she pilfered 2 different things: Some of the tea sitting out at the work bank, that wasnt intended for customers. A hat with cross from a catholic thrift store she thought was free and was proudly donning in front of the teller at checkout. You dont need amerikkkas hat when an amerikkkan is already ready and willing to pilfer just about anything in sight.