the concept of smoking an ipjone is the funniest thing in existence to me right now i dont care . how do you even think of that shit it didnt even occur to me that you could set an iphone on fire intentionally

@ikeWren remember those iphone apps to pretend drinking beer or smoking n stuff ?

@fiore fuuuuuck youre righttt

@ikeWren @fiore I remember back when those were still new and people were kidding their shit over it. Times were good, we had no idea how good things were

@monkey @fiore ok grandma let's get you back to bed

@ikeWren smoking on that Cupertino pack

@fiore @ikeWren iphone commercial where I fake sucking cock but fake choke gag and throw up bc all over my phone and start heaving out an apology between breaths

@fiore @ikeWren iphone commercial where im buttchugging and then immediately pass out and my friend goes oh.. oh my god! Wait

Picks up my phone and calls the ambulance.

The commercial reminds you that phones can call, in an emergency.

@Erato_Heti @fiore @ikeWren Vomit variant reminds that friends can receive a birdmother feeding unlike the phone