https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html

“c is bad because this bad c code i wrote is ub”

like . i am NOT a c programmer and even i can see that thats straight up not the way yoire supposed to be writing some of these examples .

@fiore john regehr is a fucking asshat i hate his guts

@fiore > open article
“can you believe you have to properly align things in c?”
yes?

@fiore "here have a list of things you probably already knew while i shill for a non solution to the problem"

@fiore "writing C in 2026 without an llm supervising you should be considered a SOX violation" got it so you'd rather see people being dependant on billionnaires than new c code

then make a language that fixes the issues of c while also not adding the ones all "c killers" have you asstwat

@fiore i will gladly switch to something better if it actually fills the needs i use c for, right now nothing has though

@SRAZKVT only claude can save you from ub..

@lizzie LITERALLY

@lizzie the execl example is making me insane btw

@fiore idk shit about c (ive been meaning to learn but havent gotten around to it) but this entire article is written in such an intolerable superior way

@ikeWren highly suggested read if you wanna learn c in 2026 is https://tilde.town/~fiore/tmp/modern-c-third-edition.pdf

@fiore @ikeWren can confirm its pretty good i started reading that too a while back. really need to get back on the grind

@fiore thank you!

@fiore cant wait for this guy to learn what a mutex is