media literacy detected on bluesky

(climbing in front of the screen as time warp comes on) stop! stop! can't you see that they're in terrible pain

@esvrld

i hate to say it but invoking Blue Velvet as a comparable movie at the end there is gonna get a provisional "let them cook" from me because now I just wanna hold up flash cards with film titles and get their snap judgments.

@jackdaw_ruiz i'm now really into the idea of yelling 'asshole!' and 'slut!' whenever jeffrey or sandy are on screen

@jackdaw_ruiz @esvrld i would go to a rocky horror style blue velvet screening also

@kib @esvrld

imagine sweeping up all the empty whip-it cartridges and discarded ears in the theater afterward. 😩