“look at me, I’m bret kavanaugh, my name is bret, blerp blerp” this fucking guy

has there ever been a non shitty bret/brett? or do they all just write garbage columns for the NYT and render the world’s worst court decisions after cheating through college

@aud no, it's a junior name

buncha “my daddy paid my bail” motherfuckers

goddddd this fucking state is ass

@aud looking up bretts on wikipedia

@julieofthespirits OH MY FUCKING GOD

@aud imagine having a wikipedia page because you committed so many rapes. that's the kind of thing that only a brett can do

@julieofthespirits Brett, an American spree killer, rapist, and football player enter a bar. He orders a beer.

@julieofthespirits when your name is “brett” is that even notable, though? I guess if you go MVP with it.

@aud it has to be a *lot* of rape I guess

@julieofthespirits @aud according to wikipedia he also joined a white supremacist gang while in prison

@nautilus @aud I didn't actually click on the link to his page but yeah that also sounds like something a brett would do

@nautilus @aud oh, he's from orange county. what a surprise