give man a dead bush and he’ll beat around it for the rest of his life

teach man to fish - and he’ll explain it back to you worse and incorrect with full confidence like he came up with the idea in the first place

lead a horse to water and give it a fish, and horse will be extremely confused

@byte you can lead a horse to fish but you can't make it eat for a day

@byte "tastes like chicken"

@apophis @byte a fish in the man is worth a bird in the bush