I need to get a carabiner, not to dogwhistle being a dyke but because I lose my keys in my bag frequently

@nyx I got one of those retractable wire things, it's excellent

@freakshow idk what you mean

@nyx @freakshow i think she's talking about these

@ikeWren @nyx yes exactly!! Here's my setup

@nyx i've been using one since i was in HS, they're just objectively useful. another data point in my "dyke semiotics are about rejecting learned female helplessness" theory.

@rowb1t same but I lost it years ago and never bothered to replace it

@nyx i used to have a carabiner so i could attach my keys to my belt

they should call them car-in-a-binner because i freaking hate cars i want them all destroyed.