im loyal to my department but not to my store so i wouldnt be surprised if the cashiers hated me lmao

corporate can eat shit. the store is just a place i work. im nice to customers bc its my job description. i am the department’s dog and i will do anything i can for the department and anyone in it

@lizzie is this chiefcoded?

@coolbean lowkey yeah

@coolbean @mbcc_chief@graymirror.void: “paradeisos can eat shit. discity is just a place i live. i am the bureaus’s dog and i will do anything for it and the sinners who call it home”

@lizzie @coolbean it looks like you defederated mbcc.paradeisos.dis

@ww @coolbean now i have graymirror.void defederated instead (since she actually does have an account on graymirror but her username admittedly is the player name on there and not mbcc chief)

@lizzie @coolbean what's your player name

@lizzie @coolbean
> Click to read Gray Mirror, by Curtis Yarvin, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers

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@ww @coolbean WRONG GRAY MIRROR

@lizzie @coolbean gay mirror

@ww @coolbean accurate to the game

@ww @coolbean its like a fedi instance if the admin was the gayest woman ever (many such cases) who actually just wanted everyone on the site to either leave ir actually kill each other and also her

@coolbean actuallythe upcoming silly event about to drop has her boss calling her a “good doggie”

@coolbean actually ex boss now but it reads like a bit more than ex boss at times and langley doesnt attend meetings in person anymore when chief is there sometimes..

@lizzie @coolbean @ww you just described killcorp i think

@lizzie @coolbean the second part is also many such cases

@ww @lizzie yea thats just xnfm and also wormpink and... most instances i interact with really

@coolbean @ww same site where one of the notable users has 50 girlfriends and is insecure about her voice even though everyone else likes it. its actually just fedi it scares me

@lizzie @ww yea

@lizzie @coolbean what if the creators of the game are actually on fedi and follow you

@ikeWren @lizzie @coolbean @ww she'd NEVER want to kill ME!

@ww @lizzie does ptn have a lizzie type ptn nerd character?

@lizzie @coolbean what if holy moly is the creator of ptn

@ww @coolbean holy moly..

@coolbean @ww not really. there are a couple characters who are deranged chief fans but thats it

@coolbean @ww chief unironically wouldn’t let any of the kids/teenagers play a gacha game. she wouldnt even let hella have a phone bc “phones rot your brain kid”. none of the adults play video games besides chief (to play with the kids) and maybe a couple of the characters in their early twenties

@coolbean @ww the “teenagers” category does include a couple legal adults but chief sees anyone under the age of twentysomething as “literal baby” and the game reflects that

@coolbean @ww did lead to a funny situation where i was like “what the fuck why is hecate drinking whiskey” and then it hit me that she’s like 20 now

@ikeWren @lizzie ermmmmmm 😅😅😅 erm haha? 😅😅😅😅😅😅 er😅

@ikeWren @coolbean @lizzie @ww killcorp is so cool like that