i should just start reading chess books im trying to find info on how to play any opening and get bombarded with utter useless soykaf

@azureazure Bongcloud Opening - The Weird Opening That WINS (UNBEATABLE)

@azureazure for the record i know the bongcloud opening is inherently soy . the peak of chesskaf

@ikeWren YOUR OPPONENT WILL BLEED OUT THROUGH THEIR ANUS WITH THE FRIED LIVER ATTACK!!!! MILLION BILLION PERCENT WINRATE HOW TO GET TO 2000 ELO NOW GUIDE

@ikeWren @azureazure that's. not a real thing. what do you mean bong cloud opening.

@sierra @azureazure
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2
it's like the mathematically worst opening possible

@sierra @azureazure it was a meme popular for a while among the most reddit chess players

@ikeWren @sierra there is one worse move after 1. e4 e5 and it's 2. Ba6

@azureazure do you want to play a game of chhess with me rn

@azureazure im bad trust

@azureazure https://lichess.org/ntJxl7hT

@azureazure gg 🧙

@Erato_Heti i was in the middle of doing some work so i played like shite lol goog game anyway

@azureazure i just took some melatonin so i was sleepy so i threw a few times to

@Erato_Heti holy fucking shit i am so stupid

@azureazure yea that was my biggest throw that game

@azureazure but after i did it i laughed cause i was like theres only 20 seconds on the clock left anyway ill be fine

@azureazure its kind of cool that i led the whole game after the opening though i usually am not that consistent

@Erato_Heti @azureazure i should hop on a game with y'all at some point but not now because im busy

@Erato_Heti my stupid ass tried to fork a knight and queen with a knight because my aforementioned stupid ass is stupid and i completely lost the lead after that

@azureazure might have actually worked on me i crash out hard with knight pins

@azureazure knights are the most tedious piece in this fucking game to try and keep track of and thats big coming from me cause my pawn endgame is insanely bad. a single good pawn storm and i might as well just let the ants take over

@ikeWren @azureazure they havent invented 3 person chess yet

@Erato_Heti @ikeWren yea? cite some sources maybe i have scientific empiric evidence against this

@azureazure @ikeWren i dont know what that is