the guyclave has concluded that getting heart emojis or heart reactions from girls with which we are not already romantically involved makes us extremely confused and gives us false hopes, therefore they should completely stop using hearts in chats unless in the confines a committed relationship. if any man opposes this, let him be anathema

@grips Oh nonono bad news for us

@hidden a friend got lured too far by a girl that was casually using white heart reactions yet didn't feel any spark, this is for the greater good

then I also got one from her myself for an unrelated favor and trust me, even though I know there's nothing between us it makes me feel funny. it's how we are

@grips @hidden >white heart reactions

maybe women have some kind of code based on the heart color

@genmaicha @grips @hidden yeah it's simple:
❤️ = That's great haha
❤️ = I love you with every fiber of my being I will bear you sons and spend my dying breath to proclaim our eternal love

@grips >anathema
cc @pi55d

@grips Yeah a lot of women enjoy the attention way too much and end up mind fucking every man they meet just to feel something 😔

@genmaicha @grips Lots of women try to cultivate a persona with specific heart colours which is truly strange

@hidden @genmaicha @grips it's how they resolve the tension between the perceived social norm that they should use heart emoji abundantly, and the innate need to distinguish themselves

@benis_redux @genmaicha @grips That’s true sometimes I feel like I’m being too stoic so I start spamming emojis

@grips @anathema

@genmaicha @grips @hidden They do. Not a strict code but obviously if you're getting a light blue heart that's not a romantic affection.

Am I too foid brained for noticing this?

This is just you guys I think tho. I need several hearts in a row before my eyebrow raises. Especially if it's not a pink or red heart.

@k @grips @genmaicha You’ve gained eldritch knowledge by knowing so many crazy foids

@hidden @genmaicha @grips It's more like color theory. Red, pink, sometimes purple, are passionate colors. White, light blue, and green aren't.

(Idk any actual color theory that's just intuition)

@k @grips @genmaicha I’m way too lazy for that stuff I just spam red hearts to be nice to people. Apparently this is dangerous though so I’ll have to reconsider my technique

@hidden @grips @genmaicha @k :heart_platonic2: