its crazy how smoking receipt paper every day will feminize you & turn you into a submissive pet

hup

o yeah I guess I can make veggie bacon for breakfast

scientists reveal the secret.

@maxine @bulldoggirl300 @fiore @annamaria that's right let's all kill maxine for being unfunny (and no other reason what so ever)

i am 🏋️‍♂️ hyper 🫨 heterosexual 💪 I love 💓 feminine 💐 and beautiful 💄 women 👩‍❤️‍👨 which is complicated 🤔 when a guy ♂️ is so feminine 👯‍♂️ and looks 💅 like a woman 😍 so much 🤤 that he passes 🛡️ the defenses 🔰 of ⚛️ my homosexual 🏳️‍🌈 radar 📡 ... in this 👇 time 😁 i fapped xD 🍆 (pls part 2) 🥺

yeah that's fine actually I didn't ne3d to fall back asleep again

they speak of digital footprints, but never of digital cum stains or digital poop smears. why is this?

alcohol + deltarune theories

Richard M. Nixon (the M stands for Myriad)

got mario kart wii on da crt today. very good experience. rawdogged special cup and busted all over these CPUs

my dad talm bout some "you want to be like an otter" ❓️

To hell with "work", learning how to smelt quality steel from bog iron is more important

my greatest crashout

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/af5c07e2-7a8d-4024-8363-9a96af3243ba

I probably should have cleaned out the bearing before putting a not oil-based lubricant into it ... but I've done so now so hopefully this fan will last a bit longer now

opsex W faps

säljer dom chassifläktar på elgiganten ......

the fan which I previously re-lubricated is now buzzing loud as fuck I think I just need to get a new one

Don't think I've ever dreamt up a new e621 tag before. interesting.