wait.. you're telling tung tung tung sahur.. is not real? ... i'm sorry, i think i need a minute..
Suselle porn is the morally correct option. Krusie porn is quite good too, as long as they say no homo after. Then there’s kriselle porn, but… No. It’s just plain wrong.
But kruselle porn? Oh, kruselle porn… Now that’s some real enlightened stuff right there. Bold stuff. Brave stuff. They probably don’t even know it’s possible themselves, but it could save the world.
K… Kerdly? Kerdly porn? ……..We don’t talk about that here.