througj the power of closing my eyes and thinking it into my hands, I have given myself a gun. unloaded two mags into his head, gave him the anti-kirk israel special. one moid down, four billion to go

long-distance knife stabbing machine so you can stab/ hurt yon partner from anywhere in the world

long distance kissing machine but with teeth that for long distance bite you with

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I got double alien hands syndrome and they're just going like this -> 👉👌 while I'm forced to just sit there and watch

I still don't actually know who holymoly is did anyone figure that out

tgirl pussy so orgone-powered it sent that hoe DIRECTLY into pan-europa

YOU'VE HEARD OF SODA BOTTLE SLIME GIRL

NOW GET READY FOR SODA CAN BUG GIRL

YES !!!! YES !!!!!!!!

studying anatomy

statistically unique wordcounts on the TL right now

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[NASTY GROWNLIG penis penis]

*4ubs penis seductively* hey mutual

stark julmust rädda mig ... rädda mig stark julmust ...

I fucking hate the way markdown does line breaks whoevwr decided that you need two desetves to be killed

wifesex needy drinky

bro

Artist(s): onzze
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Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9200241
Source: https://twitter.com/onzzes/status/1915103376569929847

lying on the couch making my weird whistle sounds and staring at my phone ehile the battery slowly runs out