the roof of my mouth is itchy this is actually worse than 9/11

was talking to myself about who should be killed and landed on a pretty solid solution: give all billionaires the option to either distribute their wealth to the people as dictated by the people, or to go hang themselves in a closet. and also kill elon musk at least three times

burn shit down and kill people

I think I have laughed so hard I got hickups I fucking hate this shit

thank Goshua I was able to find this video again I've been thjnking about it Constantly

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just accidentally said "butt bugs" fml

excuse me

I AM A MOID THAT wWANTS TO BE A FOID YES I'M TRANS AND I'M PROUD TO BE ME ! 🎵

thought it would be nice and warm today but it's cloudy. and you know what that's ok too

happy pride, kill every hetero

curious dream

I keep getting this ad for a shaving razors (youtube knows I'm a self conscious young lady I guess) and one of the selling points is a handle for hard to reach places. I feel like the only "hard to reach" places for me are the places I can't see, and if I can't see where I'm going then I'm gonna accidentally slice myself apart. so no thanks. your tricks don't work on me, advertisement.

qindow open. pigeon outside . wow

the size of my mod grows with each release ... yes ..... get big and fat ....

iPad is to iPhone what cigar is to cigarette

I keep thinkinh about how wren stopped using fedi for a while because iirc she got too invested in xnfm and g/acc and 9it drove her insane

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currently tryin f to tpy this s w,ith my
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aaand it's all over the Summer

I'm workig a soung

you ever sneeze and it's like your face explodes