in 2 years this account is gonna be problematic lost medias

alien sex penis researches to finally receive funding

Bezos shoulda been on that rocket

The data is unambiguous and the solutions exist #KillAllMoids

RE: https://mastodon.social/@QasimRashid/116659148898791018

my left hand has been like. sore since yesterday. like the bones connecting my thumb to my wrist are outta place! juck my pernis too hard I guess. oh well.

I got mutuals I don't even know the names of

But this he knew as fact: in his vape there live blessings and auspicious spirits.. a man is never truly alone

discovered a image

thought about the "baby pelican 👎" tweet again

cobra replies on my feed 👎

first piece of fucking shit mosquito bite of the year I hate everything

PCIe device xx:yy:zz has insufficient timing margin, please spit on that thang crodie.

(Jfk voice) we choose to make tf2 frag compilations not because we are good at tf2. But because we are also not that good at making videos either

W bug sex

olidified...

if I was a gigapervert, I'd draw the characters I'm writing about having sex and/or fucking each other. But thankfully I'm not, so that will never happen.

thought they were talking about the guy from tool oops

type shit

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/67627be0-0998-4b09-8f80-ac76a9f35672

When I was a barista, Starbucks made me suck the customers off.

if this crashes one more time I'm gonna flip out