watching an excavator do work from afar instead of walking up to the fence is a form of masking for me

thinking about the boxcutter scene from breaking bad ...

staring at the cans of monster on my windowsill like

good morning

uuueeghhhhhh

saw a prophecy on instagram that I'd get mad at a paper towel. it just came true.

just observed a spider trying and failing to climb up the wall behind the sink for 5 minutes

I should get me a bottle of jäger and some grapefruit long drink . actually a very good combo

it's ragebait bro. you only hate it because it pisses you off

someone's daughter:

gimme a line of coke and I can tell you EVERYTHING about The Ice Palace

@nyx sort of related I still think about this

RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/f05098b9-2fc3-457d-8d9a-21b9b052f0db

jimmy mcgill is AGP and kim wexler is AAP

I'm a lot of different things, but I am NOT taking my sneakers off

just found this image and I know I made it because that's my mouse-handwriting and that's a weird font I have on my computer but I have zero recollection of ever making it

loud

finding awesome things in my downloads folder

THIIISSS IS HOW YOU CUT A XAN CAKE!
all the way down dr eggman
SONIC, YOU A BITCH. SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP.