just observed a spider trying and failing to climb up the wall behind the sink for 5 minutes

I should get me a bottle of jäger and some grapefruit long drink . actually a very good combo

it's ragebait bro. you only hate it because it pisses you off

someone's daughter:

gimme a line of coke and I can tell you EVERYTHING about The Ice Palace

@nyx sort of related I still think about this

RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/f05098b9-2fc3-457d-8d9a-21b9b052f0db

jimmy mcgill is AGP and kim wexler is AAP

I'm a lot of different things, but I am NOT taking my sneakers off

just found this image and I know I made it because that's my mouse-handwriting and that's a weird font I have on my computer but I have zero recollection of ever making it

loud

finding awesome things in my downloads folder

THIIISSS IS HOW YOU CUT A XAN CAKE!
all the way down dr eggman
SONIC, YOU A BITCH. SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP.

Just left the bank he said all of my money look like this

RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/212ad2df-e9ce-4c20-9406-7b32c4a20973

it's a little funny that libreoffice accessibility checker warns you that "The text formatting conveys additional meaning."

yeah, exactly! thank you for noticing ☺️

oh also apparently it's been 621 days since I started HRT which is like that funny number about the stuff

>"There is nothing to unzip"
heh .... those who know ........

RE: https://woof.tech/@bagelcollie/116404107629210828

I jack in her box

🥶🥶

I don't"boymode" I just wear my clothes and I'm gay and