make dinner
OR
take a swig of vodka and jack off

just invented the 1 million dollars

EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND PLAY WITH MY DICK

excuse me

simpson scary compilation

doing some light exercises with the rock that's been sitting in my bookcase for many years

https://youtube.com/sh... found my new favorite clip of gianmarco soresi

"I like the lightbulb emoji it makes me feel Smart"

I like the the bowser fart video not because it gives me boners but because it makes me Smiles ... a boner of yon soul perhaps .....💡

usecase for penis ?

acab ....

the "little bit of mining off camera" special

Chongping Car and Foundry has completed its first locomotive! This engine has been transferred directly to the Neo Pingas City and Southern Railroad, and is planned to be used for line construction pending a future transfer to express passenger duties.

The Subconscious Mind worked hard to come u0 with this y'all better gas this up

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/d1af191e-4508-4cc5-9d7c-69878fe06be9

Jack off all trades; masturbate none

withered triple t phonk

has anyone ever managed to invent a soda that's orange before?

"you're not ready for what happens when you mix Sprite and Sprite 2"

dreamt about mtron complete crashing award