Charlie Kirk didn't die, he moved to a big farm upstate with lots of room to run around with all the other closeted homosexual right wing grifters

I got the lonely stoner stuck on ma mind

mom asked me if I wanted to go to japan I said nawww not really I don't know japanese. all I know is MINNASAN, KONNICHIWAAAARTS! KYOOOUUUUUU, HAJIMETE! HAJIMETE! Seven Eleven.

this wine hitting

doing something I've sjould have done long ago: taking the old trans gaster to the workshop and smashing it with a hammer 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Squarold is the best locomotive driver on the fleet! also the only one!!!! I really hope he doesn't die in a train accident!

I CANNOT KEEP QUIET ANY LONGER !!!

IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS ...

YES

ROLL THE CREDITS

everyone loves me and my tits

idc if he's nice to his wife we need to kill Mark Zuckerberg immediately

dad watching a video of someone driving a plane amd the autopilot goes "retard, retard" I laughed

no feeling quite like lying next to someone dear to you in your dream and then waking up, remembering that you're completely alone

not a huge fan of the direction spotify has been going in recently but Adam's Sandler's 'At a Medium Pace' is no longer region locked for me so, you know, that's good actually

https://tokyoshoegazer... lowkey obsessed with this song

"thinks abouyt pussy and gets hard"

Kleiner

shit I meant to post those on private

smoking the shit that made pravo plurb

cookin up doohickeys

that was the best injection I've ever done holy shit