(girlfriend voice) if I was a penis would u suck me.......

hiccupes maken me want ta die

harambe has been dead for almost half of my life man

(sitcom voice) Honey..! Where is the gun that kills you?

me after inventing the gun that kills you

I kmow everythihg

is there some manner of heroin I can inject to just make me fall asleep at a normal hour like a normal person which isn't melatonin cause that stuff does not do anything to me

I know every thing

"hmmm I should go to bed earlier" (watches 3 hour long deltarune video)

the third hero. the cringe, alone in deepest dark

2306 brass ingots 🤑🤑🤑 chump change for someone like me tho

I hate apple as much as everyone here but you gotta give them credit for the app to destroy all opps

this is like a comfort video to me

hmmmm