"the ointments brought forth by [...]" I do talk weird. I mean it's intentional but like. yeah. Distinctive

okay so the ointments brought forth by these big cosmetics companies don't do anything at all but I use the "udder salve" (meant to be used on a cows udders after milking) ONCE and immediately my hands are no longer dry. I see how it is.

uhhhh, yeah, I CRACKED ableton live 😈😈😈😖 I do it quite often

The #FDroid website has a new banner on top to remind visitors that #Google did not change course and #Android will be locked-down in under 200 days.

If you care about the freedom to control your devices and care about the privacy of you data, please contact your representative and make your voice heard.

https://keepandroidopen.org/ (thanks @marcprux) has the resources to guide you.

We know users will rarely visit the site so the Client(s) will get a banner soon too.

Thank you for your support!

I'm like hey what's up hello

BREAKING: Maine Goon absolutely FRAME MOGS scottish foid while they were trying to cutemaxx at the food bowl. Foids PSL went down to a fucking 2, how will she ever recover from this?

Did Maine Goon go too far? Comment below 👇👇

uuuggghhhhhhhhh

just time traveled 🤑

The world wasn't ready for this one apparently

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/a46d40ca-cf57-4529-ba55-9adf2ed9518b

losers they should have grongocoin on them

RE: https://ublog.kimapr.net/objects/ec8ff82c-48c5-4025-b515-6b1f3d88c731

some of y'all would fold in this situation

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/32be59bf-86e0-44e7-a355-06a7c3ee75e4

finally made an 88x31

this seemingly means "distill red to get purple" ????

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/842d64a3-eca1-4e87-a92d-dac8beeffd09

️ 😏 ✗ 🌊 🐿 ♡ ☕
```python
# my name is anikotrope and I'm a guy who likes sex (to be honest)
my_name = "anikotrope"
```
alien_icebergs: the evil planet of iceberg, which is filled with melting earth. no it's not that bad at all though :p <a>https://www.instagram.com/reel/3x5zD4V1qLw</a>
aletheia_haircut: I have hair cutters from alethisdole .... yes yeah you can also put on them for this one too

I

"how many hours of sleep do you have"
yes
27.64 minutes (31 mins)
no problem at all! don't worry about it I'll make sure to get your sex covered in 50 seconds and then cover up when we're out for a walk later
just go on, my boss is looking very interested.
goes straight home before bed so there's no time left 🙌

tfw you clean your glasses and now your glasses are clean

Artist(s): panna n.
Characters:
Media: original

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6038127
Source: https://pannan-art.tumblr.com/post/707807609362776064

dude how long did I just sleep

what the fuck was that

anyways remind me to add a mario smoking weed emoji