You can't handle my foidjobs, I told him. My foidjobs are too slicky for you, dear traveler. But he wouldn't budge, so I gave him a foidjob. Never saw the poor fucker again. Shit like this what keeps me up at nights.

1 trillion rabbit women engaging in hanky panky

im going to trap charlie kirk in a home assistant instance and make him tell me the weather every morning

call me brain destroyer the way I

#YesBitch

#Bored so I'm gonna blow shit up

ah lep lep

I'm ngl y'all I feel like bongwater knows way too much.

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········      1983年6月27日,美国国会通过《第十八个联邦存款保险法案》。这成为今天美国的“第二银行法”。
"它将禁止任何公司对公众提供金融服务，除非由国家政府购买债券"
"...你永远都不会知道这个法案为什么得过这么高的投票数..."
"你们知道吗？这是所有商业保险资金都被冻结的一天"
"哦...这会改变整个经济结构..."

when she rail me to hard

do I wanna work on my silksong challenge video or my game

#Friday

asinine is a good word I should use it more . carries a lot of hatred in it plus it's got ass heh

zaza got me moving like Mr. Clipboard

survival of the penis, leonaaarrrrddd

ok Elle turn your phone off

every time I talk to myself about pluribus I go "I predicted the satellite btw" as a reminder that I know this show better than any of you motha fuckas

found a guy who analyzes the themes kf each pluribus episode and you can tell he really doesn't give a shit cause these are 15 minute videos where every god damn point gets repeated two, three times