whenever I take melatonin I have pretty vivid dreams

smoking on that shit that made Jekyll hide

so much snowing tonight jesus fucking christ it's like I'm in some king of... snowgraves

I'm homiesexual if my cute friends want to kiss me who am I to say no

me having sex talking about my dick

RE: https://bird.makeup/users/qthestormm/statuses/2008145895053791415

pingas

Charlie Kirk is stable.
The prayers are working—please continue praying for this great American patriot. 🙏❤️

🚨BREAKING: Charlie is alive and fighting for his life in hospital.

Let’s all take a moment to pray for him to pull through this horrific incident.

it is funny that my straight mom genuinely has a gay best friend, theyre tight as fuck, bros for life type shit

first new meme of the 2026: I call it "four twenty". tell your friends.

just found out my mom's gay best friend since grade school likes super mario galaxy 🔥🔥🔥

OUYA NEW YEAR! Here's to a bright future in gaming and a great year all around. Happy 2013!

throw away your LOL cards !

gonna show my sister some more Mike x Michael yaoi

if we can resurrect kirk and give him a slick-y foïdjob it'll alter the timeline and end the kirkmare and save everyone 🥹

foidjob in the public domain would have saved charlie kirk

hope my thing arrives tmrw but it is being sent from northern sweden so maybe not. ah and it's sunday, they wouldn't have started shipping it already. tuesday or wednesday then.

I contain multitudes but the one thing I won't do is conform

y'all don't know shapes like I do 🔻▪️🔹️🔶️🔷️◻️🟫🟦⬛🟩🔷️🟫⚪️🔵🟥🟠◾️⬛◻️🔶️🔺️🟫🟠▫️🔘🔳🔶️⬛⚪️◽️⚫️🟨🟠🟢🔶️🔹️⬜️💠▫️▫️◾️🔲◽️🟥◻️🟠🔵 😂😂😂